What I don’t get is…
What’s with all the pockets, and zips, and paint? Surely there can’t be that much stuff that anyone can need to carry that would necessitate such a gargantuan surplus. Honestly, people are walking around looking like they’ve pieced together their pants from a ScrewFix catalogue.
The time of combat trousers has long past, so how has their detestable denim relative survived? Surely it’s time to put them to bed and rid the world of this multi-faceted fashion faux-pas.
Just look at what could happen if we don’t put a stop to this: