Cage Rage: A Question of Names
I’ve been a little busy lately, mainly with work related things so I thought I’d make this post a bit of a short one. However, it has been one of my favourites to write and will hopefully be fun to read as well. It’s about Nic Cage for God’s sake how could it not be totally awesome!?
I’ve had a theory for a while that the worse the Nic Cage film, the more overblown and incredulous his character’s name has to be. This list can be seen as a reserve store; we all hope that a Cage film can’t be so bad as to warrant one of these statements of obviousness, unless there is a Snake Eyes sequel on the way that I don’t know about.
Anyway, this list is here should you ever to need to spell out exactly your character’s patriotism and love for your family, or if you are under the impression that the audience won’t be able to determine your role as a misunderstood good guy through all the gun firing and explosions. Enough talk, here it is, sit back and think of America:
Will N. Tact
Laura Biding (disguised as a woman)
And, my personal favourite:
I would like to thank Mr. Cage for the endless amusement and inspiration to write. Without this man’s extraordinary talent, I would have many blank pages, and ITV 2 would be screwed. Just take a look at this: